I went into another room thinking 1 thing, then forgot what it what was, when I saw this box. And then I was sad.
I made these as the answer to "What would I make for myself, if I made things for myself" while looking forward to wearing something green so people would leave me alone in public for #stpatricksday.
And because maybe I don't wear green often enough. I was about to turn over a new leaf. Because those are also green. See? Green. Sea green.
You remember St. Patrick's Day. 🍀 It was only weeks ago, before the world melted.
It was also a 🌮 Tuesday. I was really excited about wearing green, and having tacos, margaritas, and Guinnesses. But nooooo. Cancelled.
Can't wait to wear these next time I take out the trash. Get the mail. Shop in the produce section.
Does anyone know where I can buy a neon green mask so I can match these, and give my life some meaning?